Mum: where are the hash browns?
Owen: they have moved location.
These are quotes from my 12 year old brother owen, he comes out with some corkers. Though quotes will more than likely only be posted while i am home from uni.
Me: curiositykilledthehope.tumblr.com
Owen: lunchBoxK2.tumblr.com
Mum: where are the hash browns?
Owen: they have moved location.
"The cat is scary, i feel like its looking into my soul."
Owen Johnston
Me: Do I look sexy?
Owen: I don’t know what the opposite of an erection is, but i currently have one.
Me: Owen, do you know what LGBT stands for?
Owen: Love….uh… Getting….uhh.. BIG TITS.
Me: Not quite but close enough.
me: oh my owen look how skinny i used to be!!!
owen: i prefer you chubby.
me: are you calling me chubby?
owen: no, not chubby, you’re plump, like a berry.
"When i saw it on amazon i shat my pants."
Owen Johnston
